Helping Our Leaders to Lead Us


I have tried. I have really, really tried to sort out this election. I watched the first presidential debate, sticking through the entire thing with my jaw clenched painfully, in hope that SOMEONE would say something that would reach my heart and give me hope that ONE of these people really cared about me, my family, my financial and physical security and my health.

The faces of my children watching with me reflected the disappointment I felt. I think this was the hardest part of the debate, realizing none of my kids have passion for either political candidate because I want my children believe in our leaders. One of them said “Neither one cares about us mom. They only care about making the other person look bad.”

I missed the first VP debate so I found it on YouTube, thinking maybe there would some redemption with the potential “second in command” peeps. Sadly, the best part of this debate was the funny commercial I had to watch on YouTube before the debate started entitled “How to Poop at a Party”. This humorous advertisement for a product called Poo-Pourri with the hilarious phrase “Control the SHITtuation”  seemed a perfect slogan for the VP debates because within three minutes these men were interrupting and flinging metaphoric poo at each other. The same sick feeling rose in my stomach, though the thought did cross my mind that maybe these two might better serve us as options for the presidential slot that their running mates. It has to be pretty challenging for these two to defend their “bosses” who have both done and said enough upsetting things to have created an irrevocable sense of distrust among many, many voters.

Each of these people (presidential and vice presidential candidates) has had the opportunity to look passionately and humbly into the camera, ignore the poo slinging and say “People of America: I care about each one of you and promise to do my very best to surround myself with smart, equally caring people, who will in turn help me to help you be safe, fed, employed and treated fairly. I promise. With all I am. Amen.”

Yeah. It feels like we might all be in a little trouble.

So I’ve been trying to get my mind wrapped around how we might all carry on despite the inevitable “less than adequate” leadership coming our way and this thought keeps popping into my head:

“What if every single one of us made the commitment to make it EASIER for our leaders to lead us?”

The reality is, we are a difficult bunch to lead. In these United States of America, we have more rights than we know what to do with and many of us are so busy making sure these legally given rights are not stomped upon (insert ANY issue here) that we don’t realize (or maybe we do) that in the process we stomp upon other people’s rights. And this stomping has never been more evident than the present thanks to social media giving us all a much louder and more impactful voice. How does any leader stand a chance with such a diverse and difficult to please nation?

What if each of us stepped back from what we think we know and deserve, just for a minute, and ask our leaders, whether they be politicians, bosses, teachers, or parents “What can I do to make it easier for you to lead me and the rest of your minions?” Now I realize that is a little bit JFK “plagerism-ish” but despite the fact that the world has changed exponentially since the 1960’s, we are all still simply human, even our leaders. We need, now more than ever, to be asking what each of us can do for our country, and for our state, city, school, office and home to make this life we are are all trying to live to the best of our ability, a little bit easier, so that we aren’t all so desperate to be told by our leaders. who are ONLY human. that “everything is going to be okay”.

The reality is, it’s up to us to make things okay.

So, I’m going to pretend for a self indulgent moment that I am a presidential candidate and have been asked the question on national television by a member of the audience “What can I do to make it easier for you to lead me?”

Imagine that I am looking into the camera, which zooms in on my face, compassionate, kind and honest. (This is PRETEND. It’s like a movie people!) This is my moment to change the country for the better because what I say will be heard by MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of people who will APPLY what I say to their everyday thoughts, words and actions and I’ve only got two minutes to answer, IF I’m lucky and the person next to me doesn’t rudely interrupt my once in a lifetime opportunity. I take a deep breath and begin:

“My good and wonderful minion: this is a wonderful question, thank you! The first thing I would ask of you is to realize that I am doing my very best. All leaders on a large and small scale, from presidents to parents are doing their best. But we as human beings bring with us into this life adventure the baggage of our upbringing and our life experiences, of our successes and our failures, of our joys and our heart breaks. Not one of us begins our life thinking ‘I’m going to set out to be the worst, most heinous leader in the history of time.’ Life experiences change us and while we all truly care, sometimes we get a little lost in the chaotic shuffle. Leadership is complicated, especially for us politicians and humanity is not perfect. If it was it wouldn’t NEED leaders. We are all doing our best. If you can realize THIS about every human being, including yourself, you’ll be more apt to live in compassion, which by its very nature allows goodness to prevail.

I would ask of you to look to the person on your left and to the person on your right and recognize the following: they each have value; they are each struggling in their own way; and they each could use a helping hand. I would ask that you offer your hand and help pull the people around you out of their struggles. Do this every day. All day. Sometimes it’s as simple as a smile or a kind word. Sometimes it takes more effort in the form of your time, talent or treasure. While you can not be all things to all people, you CAN be aware of your immediate surroundings and change your small part of the world by giving of yourself in small ways. I speak to myself as much as I do to you, because it is very, very easy as humans to forget about others as we struggle in our daily lives. But if we all take the approach of giving of ourselves, of listening to our fellow man and seeking to understand what it’s like to walk in their shoes, we will in turn be met with similar kindness and compassion.

I would ask that in this age of social media and the ability to reach millions of people with the push of a button, that you consider carefully everything you publish. Ask yourself: is it kind and meaningful or is it cruel and pointless? As technology continues to advance, our social responsibility becomes more and more important.

And lastly I would ask that you to stop wastefulness in its tracks. Water, food, clothing, shelter, transportation: do not take these things for granted. Be thankful if you have them and treat these resources with great care: use what you need, share if you have extra. It’s really that simple. Resist throwing away anything that still has use for you or for someone else. We live in a country with amazing abundance. If we are each good stewards of what is available to us and give what we have but don’t need, there will always be enough. For everyone.

It is up to each and everyone one of us to keep our country strong, good and plentiful. We must each be a leader within our families, our cities and our nation. We must each be examples of kindness, compassion and good stewardship, and we must each strive to do our best so that our country will continue to be a great and honorable nation.”

This is how I would answer the question that needs to be regularly asked by us of our leaders. I realize my answer is simplistic. But maybe it really CAN be as simple as living by the golden rule and treating others as we wish to be treated. When I watch the second presidential debate tonight, I am going to do my very best to look upon these candidates from a more compassionate and less selfish perspective than I did during the first debate. The reality is WE picked these candidates and so it is our responsibility to make it easier for one of them, in all their human weakness, to lead us. They are each doing their best. And so must we.

What I Will Do When I Rule the World

This post is for Shannon B who suggested that one of my topics should be what I would do if I ruled the world.

My good people: I have awesome news.

“IF” very well could be “WHEN” on February 19, 2015 when the year of the Goat/Sheep/Ram begins on the Chinese New Year. The Goat/Sheep/Ram (it’s kind of a tri-polar deal) just so HAPPENS to be MY Chinese Zodiac Animal Symbol! I know RIGHT???? I am so excited!

Now some of you may know this: I am not Chinese. Nor do I have a lot of experience ruling the world.

Don’t worry about this too much.

According to the Chinese Zodiac, Sheeple (I made this word up to make it easier for everyone) are the highest among the animal people whom OTHER animal people LIKE the most, so you will all more than likely really appreciate all the things I do when I am in charge, especially certain Horses, even though certain Horses won’t admit how great Sheeple can be. Which make Sheeple sometimes get a little annoyed at Horses when they are trying to be indifferent to Sheeples’ awesomeness. Sheeple tend to gravitate toward Rabbits because they are easier to boss around.

I just made that up too. I think it’s important to have good “make lots of things up” skills when you are in charge of EVERYTHING.  It helps you avoid having to KNOW too much stuff.

But hear me out so that you will know more about your future World Leader (as the year of the HORSE comes slowly to a close) and feel a little better about things.

Sheeple are tender. Oh My GOSH this is so f’ing TRUE!

We are polite and filial. Filial means affectionate, loving and devoted in case you were wondering. I had to look this up because I was worried it meant Sheeples were a little like fillies A.K.A. HORSES, but it turns out I was wrong.  Sheep have a special fondness for quiet living (uh…well, yes, it would be nice) and can cope with business cautiously and circumspectly. Women who are Sheeple (that’s me) are willing to take good care of others.

SEE? It will be okay!

I’m not going to tell you any of the weaknesses that Sheeple might have. You will find that out soon enough from the media.

I WILL tell you that it seems Sheeple should avoid the numbers 6 and 8 which is a little worrisome. But their lucky flower is the carnation, which happens to be my FAVORITE flower so if any of you wanted to honor me come time that I am your leader, carnations would be a nice way to do this. They are an affordable and hardy flower.

I might make carnations the World Flower just to start things out in a practical manner.

So. Now that you all know I am completely qualified to be your leader I will tell the top 10 things that I will DO when I am your leader.


This is a lot of pressure.

I’m going to have to get back to you.

Stay tuned for Part II of What I Will Do When I Rule the World at some point very soon. It might be tomorrow. Though I was hoping to write about poop for Marie R tomorrow. So it might be the next day. Or the next.

Please don’t pressure me.


Sheeple can get serious anxiety when pressured.



This is the picture I found on Wikipedia for the symbol of the Sheeple. Quite frankly I find this picture to be a little bossy and mean looking. I promise not to be bossy or mean when I am your ruler. 

But that’s all I can promise tonight.

Now leave me alone for Heaven’s sake! Jeez!